Tall Boy’s and Alter Boy’s / Heineken at the Vatican!
When in Rome, do as I do and you won’t be sorry.
The “Eternal City” is not easy for all travelers,
But when you do it right it is wonderful!
And to do it right you need to go
VIP!
I like to party hard in Rome,
But daytime is all about seeing the sites of
Rome with a touch of class and intimacy that is only awarded to a few.
Italy is crowded during the summers so I hired my expert Rome Guide
Ricardo to take my mom and me touring the Vatican and other Roman hot spots!
Ricardo about to keep his pimp hand strong and put me in the front of the line at St. Peter’s Cathedral Vatican City.)
Believe it or not the Vatican isn’t BYOB! That’s right boys and girls of ages
(well, not sure they even care what age you are)
there are bars everywhere, and that is
why I decided before I entered the one of the Holiest buidings that I better have a
word from our sponsor Heineken!
Heineken at the Vatican, drinking some Holy Water before going in St. Peter's Cathedral.
Now I am a huge fan of the Da Vinci Code and the Angels and Demon’s movies,
so I asked Ricardo what he could do about getting me into the main attraction
of the entire Vatican the Sistine Chapel for a more private
tour. He said, “I’m a busy boy, but I see what I can do I talk to the Popa.”
$1,000.00 each later, myself and 20 other people got to view
Michaelango’s Sistine Chapel for 30 minutes all alone.
This was the shit! & you have to pay out the ass
for VIP treatment from the Catholic Church,
but it was money well, spent!
Ricardo dropping some knowledge about the "busy busy boy with num-chuck's dat Ninja Turtle Michaelangelo!" Just before I went in with my private group. Note the sick fanny pack!
After doing the church thing all day it was time party it up so I went to one of Sinatra’s
favorite eating establishments in Rome, known for wine and famous lamb
the Cistrine Restaurant.
Head waiter at the Cistrine in Rome an ancient prison for the Romans.
It was pretty dope and I bonded with the head
waiter who I think was happy with the amount of bottle
service I had with some American’s I met from Missouri.
I think this guys has been working there since it opened as a prison guard!
With a horrible hangover the next day I reappeared valiantly
in the streets of Rome!
This time to conquer the Coliseum.
Gladiator pose on my bicycle! It's hot in Italy!
So that’s how I got down at the Vatican and in Rome in a Nutshell!
All this and I even got a shot glass blessed by the Pope!
Now I am off to wine country in Umbria,
catch ya’ll on the flip,
and by the way hitting Florence up this weekend
so come party with me!
