Coffee Time!!!!!!
 

Taste My Beans!

 
PARIS PARIS!
 

PARIS! PARIS!!!!!!

 
SXSW Legalities and Fatalities!
 

I fought South By and the South By was Fun!

 

Cain in Spain! MADRIZZLE MY NIZZLE!

When I hit Madrid I hit it big, my home boy Don William Sturm

hit me up a few months back telling me about the

introduction of his company’s new

aircraft The Honda Jet.

So I had to talk in

person!

The new Honda Jet marks the introduction of Honda into the aircraft industry.

The new Honda Jet marks the introduction of Honda into the aircraft industry.

This is a very light weight aircraft due to it’s size

and the fact that it is made mostly of

carbon fiber.  Also,

due to the position of the engine mounts being

on the wings instead of on the tail like some of my friend’s Leer’s you

have optimal luggage space allowing for more cargo,

and sorry, but I don’t travel light!

Willie has been living the good life in Spain for

a while now so before we talked business and he headed to Paris

for a toga party, I had him take me out for some

typical cuisine down the road from his flat.

Having a cold Spanish beer with Willie before trying 800 different little appetizers,like my favorite Pincho de Tortilla!

Having a cold Spanish beer with Willie before trying 800 different little appetizers,like my favorite Pincho de Tortilla!

I was pretty jet-lagged  and after this seemingly small meal

turned into a medio dia banquete! I was in dire need

of a siesta! It was also 2pm and in Madrid

I wasn’t the only guy taking a nap,

but I had to walk off the grub

so I decided to take a walk

down the beautiful streets of the largest city in Spain.

Now walk it out! This was one of the cleanest cities I've been to in Europe, kudos to my Spanish heritage!

Now walk it out! This was one of the cleanest cities I've been to in Europe, kudos to my Spanish heritage!

I had the next couple of days just to chill and get used to the time change,

so I went out at night and slept a lot in the days,

and then repeated with alcohol until it

felt right!

Willie told me that the Museo Reina Sofia in Madrid was one of

the greatest in all of Europe and that it had a lot of shit by

Picasso.  Since he is one of the greatest artists of all

time and I am trying to hone the art of acting

I had to go see it great minds really do think alike.

This museum was huge and after wandering around for a couple of hours I was tired and

about to leave when I came across a huge crowd around a painting.

Crowd in the Reina Sofia around a Big Ass painting by Pablo.

Crowd in the Reina Sofia around a Big Ass painting by Pablo.

I knew that Picasso drew some crazy shit, but this was the biggest effing painting

I’ve ever seen!  Luckily, before I flew out to Euroland I got a new

shipment of the clothing line I rep (Sugar Craft)

from my homeboy Shahed in NYC.

(Sorry Kids this is so fresh it ain’t in stores yet!)

But the shirt I wore kind of reminded me of this Picasso dude’s flavor!

So Pablo and I both had style! Check out the girl's faces on my new T from SGRCRFT!

So Pablo and I both had style! Check out the girl's faces on my new T from SGRCRFT!

I guess the only thing that I would have told Picasso to do is add a little spice!

I mean if your gonna paint a picture that big you should at least

add a little color!

Kind of morbid oh well!

After a long day at the museum I met up with Willie again to discuss and

put in an order for a my new Honda Jet.

This guy was all business and cool as a cucumber dropping dime and showing

my mom (who I flew out to help me with my Italian business ventures)

and me a good time.  I guess it paid off and I was

super impressed with the place he took us!

I told him the only thing that I ask is to have a serial number below 25!!!

Illegal liquor with Willie and my mom celebrating my new jet ready in 2011!

Illegal liquor with Willie and my mom celebrating my new jet ready in 2011!

So that was a quick taste of Madrid Cain style, I had to head to Naples early this morning to

start my Italian Stallion Romp of the Amalfi Coast!

Tomorrow I hit up the party Island of Capri after a much needed massage!

Caio and stay tuned just getting my Euro-legs under me again!

If you’re in Sorrento hit me up I am here, rested, and ready to party!

You can find me at the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria!

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